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Psychiatric Hotline.
Hello welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
** If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
** If you are co-dependent please have someone press 2 for you.
** If you have multiple personalities please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
** If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which one to
press.
** If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which one you press as nobody will answer.
** If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line and we will trace the call.
{Community Mental Health Services}
[We Care]
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