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Old 20th October 2018, 12:07
Harry Nicholson United Kingdom Harry Nicholson is offline
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Originally Posted by tugger View Post
Psychiatric Hotline.
Hello welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
** If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
** If you are co-dependent please have someone press 2 for you.
** If you have multiple personalities please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
** If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which one to
press.
** If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which one you press as nobody will answer.
** If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line and we will trace the call.
{Community Mental Health Services}
[We Care]
Tugger

That brought a welcome chuckle. Broke my arm last week, and need a laugh.
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