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Saw Tommy Cooper doing a routine on TV and this is a typical TC joke, all about the delivery.
"I went to the Doctor and told him I think I've broken my arm in several places."
He said: "Well don't go to those places."
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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