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Old 19th February 2020, 12:25
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I have been informed that we must leave Kingston or pay for the dredging of empty tins and bottles around us.

Captain, we are heading for Marseilles, I have a cargo offered for there and we can all learn songs to sing when we are feeling prone to revolutions, something I believe Injuneers are very susceptible to.

We sail on the evening tide (There! that sounds nautical) so dig Blue Peter out of his fetid bunk and send him up to wave goodbye to all the girls.

Take that exercise bike away, I have been shamefully spoofed.
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