I just answered the door to a Jehovah's Witness. Has this ever been a week for nutters ringing my doorbell. But that it coincides with me having this big cut on the side of my head bulging with stitches has really proved quite useful.
They've all backed away as if I'm a product of the good Dr Frankenstein.
It's true what they say, every cloud does have a bit of a lining, even if it's not silver.