I have an Oohh Aahh bike I use occasionally as it brings tears to the eyes. It doesn't have a saddle hence the sound effects and the watery eyes.
Cycling can be extremely hazardous to ones health, especially on a wet, foggy night on the Queens Road when you find your bike wheels caught in the tram tracks. The Tour de France has bugger all on a Friday night at knocking off time in Harland and Bluff.
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I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots