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M'Lord Varley doesn't demean himself with mopeds, he has minions for that sort of thing. No its the gold Roller for him, a personal gift from Mr Rolls and Mr Royce no less.
When the vehicle was delivered he found two golf tees in the glove box, on being advised they were to rest your balls on before driving he replied "feck me, you guys think of everything"
Tank yew I'm here all week.
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Oul scabby knuckles 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots 
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