I had my entire library of books stolen, I was really pissed off because I hadn't finished colouring them in.
We studied Tolstoy's War and Peace at school, I would have had more enjoyment reading the telephone directory
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots