Och she will be fine and quite safe, my equipment hasn't been serviced in years and the bore is rusted up through little use. The piston rod is completely shot, even the blanks don't fire these days.
Put another way there is snow on the roof because the boiler doesn't work anymore
I shall decline the opportunity and retire gracefully. I leave the rumpy pumpy to the young and virile like ES, he quite enjoys that sort of thing.
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
