Feck sake I thought you were skiving off up the staft tunnel, I must have a word with Sir Billy as obviously we are paying you too much.... I hope you remembered my stick of rock.
Good to have you back mate, you are just in time to take over for me as I need to go ashore to deal with some personal matters.
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots