I am led to believe you have a healthy appetite and a sweet tooth, would you settle for a cup of Earl Grey and a slice of Von Battenburg, sorry Mountbatten, cake.
Charles Philip Arthur George of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Tywysog Cymru in Manx, may join you if your flour and sugar are organic and your toilet seat is from a sustainable wood source. (Is Andrex required or will Lidl suffice?).