Well bugger me if Her Maj hasn't gone and made Dodgy Douglas a City. Perhaps it's in honour of all the bank accounts held by Tory MP's.
My old Mucker, Charles Guard, tells me Douglas is falling apart and the sunken garden has Sunk. Will Tynwald give a grant for a lick of paint and a few geraniums before the Big Day.
Billy, me oul segotia, it would be fitting if we were alongside in Douglas and dressed-all-over for the Cityfication of Douglas and Lord V can impress all his Crochet Buddies. A Win-Win.
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