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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar but before they could say a word the bartender came around the bar and threw them all out onto the street.
"I'm Welsh," the bartender shouted. "And if I can't be in the joke, then there is no joke boyoh !! "
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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