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Well we did have a radar establishment here and I used to drink with an old RN 'Teach' who had worked there. He never offered me a mince pie, though. My speedie-mincers look far more appetising.
I am minded of a certain Chief's wife. "You all think the Chief is sober don't you"? (obviously no one said "No, ratarsed you stupid cow") She then proceeded to demonstrate precisely how not sober he was by knocking away the hand that had been clutching the bar to hold himself onto the barstool. The story ends on the deck.
So. You think I have over indulged in stirrup I cup do you? I can stay mounted for much longer than this and it is nothing to do with a wooden anything up anywhere!
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
Last edited by Varley; 25th December 2018 at 13:30.
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