Indeed, I can swear in English, Norn Irn, Urdu, Hindustani, Bazaar Bat and a working knowledge of Geordie. So articulate am I that rarely have I had to resort to violence to make myself understood. Although the Chef has often gotten a smack in the chops for overcooked chitterlings. Won't have badly cooked chitterlings on my ship. MrV is also a faddy eater and has a mean left jab.
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