In my humble opinion [superior opinion], the main reason to go to the Cook Islands is to get a COOK. Mr McCloggie has me poisoned with his Stottie Cakes and Rum & Raisin Porridge . I demand a cook who has, in his repertoire, ox-tail 3 ways, blind scouse and sherry trifle [dry sherry].
Sitting ones watch is a new one on me, but I'm young enough to learn.
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