My ears are burning.... half the lies told about me are not true
speaking of falsehoods as we weren't I have it on good authority that Varley discovered electricity by rubbing two cats together backwards. ES saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry" and God love him he is still trying. Sir William thinks a P45 is a gun while the rest of this survey crew are schizophrenic but are all OK now
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
