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That sounds like a reasonable and understandable point of view.
Unfortunately we have to have them to do things.. I suppose other humans can be useful, one does not have to like them, just appreciate their input.
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....... also, they taste horrible. You have to use very strong mustard.
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And copious pints of Guinness.
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There was me thinking that this was about interpersonal relationships.
And you lot turn it into a discussion of the most suitable relish or accompaniment for Long Pig. Perhaps I misunderstood, that's not unusual.
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Dear Landsman,
I am a human being, one that has many flaws; mild schizophrenia, mild to moderate dyslexia, at the lower end of the autistic spectrum and a complete arsehole but unlike your good self I am not Mad. |
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Well we're going to need an official certificate as proof of this. (And I'm not talking about something typed up in the back kitchen.)
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I told my psychiatrist that everybody hated me but he told me I was just being paranoid as I hadn't met everybody yet
I have to agree with Steve, 99.9% of the population are fuckwits
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That is a matter of opinion dear boy, anybody from Norn Iron is universally regarded with suspicion, myself included. After a lifetime in Harland and Wolff one is positively certifiable
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When I saw a psychiatrist around 15 or so years ago she assured me that I was quite normal...... compared to her colleagues.
But, when I was working, one of my own colleagues mentioned more than once; "You're not like normal people are you?" So I just work to the worse case scenario and it can only improve, maybe.
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I'm beginning to think this website attracts misfits and nerr-do-wells. I'm going to go off it for Lent. Indeed a period of Self Isolation may be the very treatment I need.
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I went to a shrink once and told him I thought I had an inferiority complex.
He replied: "I can't think why you insignificant little worm." Cost me fifty quid that did.
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When deep-Sea one was never sure; certificated, certified or both.
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you and me both my friend, as the old saying goes "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps"
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The word you are looking for is "Certifiable." You can be certain of that.
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I imagined you might be exempt on account of your age (the upper limit, you understand, not the lower).
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They say wisdom comes with age.
(Who are these 'they' people ? ... and what f****** planet are they off ?)
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F*** and BOLLI****** and Asterix (asterix'es), in general will get you into hot, and indeed deep, water with our sister ship. We, I hope, are a bit more understanding of human frailties and I only wish Mr BY would give us a Learn'ed Opinion.
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True. Those on this planet say it is incontinence, but fortunately we can't hear the ungrateful bastards saying it any longer.
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I seem to remember getting a slap on the wrist for using a '1' for an 'i' in a certain four letter word that describes excreted brown matter, thinking I might bypass the bad word discomnobulator.
At the time I wondered if any of these people had ever been on a ship !! .... or were they too busy getting a new silver spoon transplanted into their gobs.
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We will pardon your Gaul. Re: our bard. Agreed.
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OK, ASTERISK.
Please excuse my spelling. My Spellchecker is a pirate version bought in Nicaragua. Some pensioners cannot afford MS Word UK/IOM edition. |
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Of course. I do understand the market place. The IoM edition is just as difficult to get hold of as that for Hiberian Hieroglyphs or should that be Runix/Runicees?
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