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6th February 2018, 10:17
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Most excellent idea Tom. He deserves a nice treat. Get chief steward to make sure all the maidens are bevied up and introduced to him.
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6th February 2018, 16:17
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Oh ho what's this ???? be kind to the oul scabby injuneer day is it...????
 well whatever it is I shall enjoy the company of all of you in the px lounge for a noggin or three  It pains me to say it and if I am ever asked I shall deny every word but I value your companionship and friendship more than you could ever know, each and every one of you. I'm proud to be in your company 
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6th February 2018, 17:37
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Group hug, all hands join in. Oie, mind where you are putting your hands!
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6th February 2018, 19:22
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Those are some wonderful remarks, Chief Scabby Knuckles. It is an honour indeed to enjoy your company, and to share a few noggins and yarns.
If you need any help with duties in your noisy empire of perpetual motion, then I'm sure I will be able to round up a few volunteers and send them down to assist you! Steward, there are some empty glasses that need filling.
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7th February 2018, 00:17
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"noisy empire of perpetual motion" Hmmm I think I like that phrase Dartskipper. I remember and engine room with twin GM's was a bit like that ha ha
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7th February 2018, 08:42
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Now to get down to serious business --- Oh! Young lady, you wondered how we make this fine vessel to turn around --- please allow me to show you the steering gear. (This is the only vessel I have ever served on that has a mini bar, water bed, and subdued lighting on the steering flat.) 
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7th February 2018, 10:02
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7th February 2018, 10:06
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7th February 2018, 11:11
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watch out for the big one with glasses. She got a funnell and a length of rubber tube in her bag.
A tour of my ship?...certainly young lady, please, follow me then. Now where to start!...oh how about I show you my private owners suite first.
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7th February 2018, 14:54
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Well the dance does seem to be going well with FJ utilising the steering gear flat and Sir William in his owner's suite.
I am off to show my young lady the Master at Arms handcuffs and restraints! McC
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7th February 2018, 20:58
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This young lady seems intent on demonstrating her examination techniques on the chartroom table. She volunteered me to assist her, and she does have a very strong grip on my arm, so I may be gone for a little while.
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7th February 2018, 22:17
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7th February 2018, 23:31
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here we are come on in and let me fix you a drinkie dear. Now what do you fancy? nice dress by
the way.......Look nice hanging over the footboard of my water bed that would. Oh yes thats my Jaccuzi dear. What, you have never tried it, oh then tonights you lucky night dear. Just slip your things off and get in while i switch it on.
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8th February 2018, 05:48
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8th February 2018, 11:21
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Excuse me. I was the one who suggested a dance but it seems that everyone else but me is having fun. Where is the nearest Army base?
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8th February 2018, 11:54
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Just hold your horses RED17 Tmac is up in the funnel suite getting into his tuxedo gear as we speak. He will be so clean you may not recognize him at first.
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8th February 2018, 14:35
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C'mon, Red-17, it's just we don't want to sully your reputation.
We don't give names.
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9th February 2018, 12:22
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Hope you have good feet RED17 you are likely to get danced off them tonight...ha ha
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