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If you can’t take a joke don’t join
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The only bar code I understood was you can't stand at the bar unless you have a drink.
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"You do not ask a tame seagull why it needs to disappear from time to time towards the open sea. It goes. That's all." Bernard Moitessier. |
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Tile on our kitchen wall:
'God give me patience - but be quick, please'
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If Global Warming is so prevalent why are there so many snowflakes around? ![]() |
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"Everything you were ever afraid of......."
So they give it a "15" Certificate.
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"You do not ask a tame seagull why it needs to disappear from time to time towards the open sea. It goes. That's all." Bernard Moitessier. |
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Mundaracula one presumes.
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He's the vampire who only appears on Mondays.
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"You do not ask a tame seagull why it needs to disappear from time to time towards the open sea. It goes. That's all." Bernard Moitessier. |
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had
reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Antigua. “The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH...MY GOD!" Silence followed....................... Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled....... “For the luvva Jaysus…..you should see the back of mine!" |
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Not British Airways; He would still be wearing trousers so soon after takeoff!
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