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Old 26th September 2023, 13:35
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I think Varley and ES should buy a large plantpot each and stand in them then they can both talk to little weeeed.
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Old 26th September 2023, 13:56
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Indeed Peter O'Tool played T E Lawrence but Harris played Abdul Abulbul Amir.
I'm sure he was married to Liz Taylor, nearly everyone else was.
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Old 26th September 2023, 15:26
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I can find no trace of Richard Harris in Lawrence, or that he was married to Liz Taylor. ER who are you getting mixed up with?
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Old 26th September 2023, 16:43
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Perhaps the welsh Richard (Burton)
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Old 26th September 2023, 16:44
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I know who he means...

https://youtu.be/cIzVXxs0EyU?si=WUczHwYPdMazhDDb
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Old 26th September 2023, 20:47
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Perhaps the welsh Richard (Burton)
One of the girls at school was named Elizabeth Burton. After morning assembly on the Monday after the wedding of Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, the deputy head announced from the stage at the front of the hall that he needed to speak to Elizabeth Burton in his office immediately after assembly. He looked perplexed when some of the assembled students burst out laughing, until the headmaster leaned across to explain why.
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Old 27th September 2023, 07:44
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If it wasn't O'Toole or Harris then the only other Irish actor of note is Mrs Brown.

Although I'm an oul rocker with a wee bit of Nashville thrown in I have a soft spot for Brendan O'Dowda and his interpretation of Percy French.
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Old 27th September 2023, 08:35
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If we're musing about Irish entertainers, my nomination for one of the best ever is Dave Allen. Check his humour on You Tube.
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Old 9th November 2023, 20:40
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Old 10th November 2023, 10:17
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Very confused, perhaps His Lordship could explain.
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Old 11th November 2023, 14:03
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Ha H.....Oh My.

"Heave to Enterprise! Resistance is the reciprocal of conductance".
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Resistance is also futile ..............
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Old 12th November 2023, 00:10
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Old 12th November 2023, 07:29
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When I am arrested on a Saturday evening for being a wee bit tipsy if I showed some conductance would the Magistrate look kindlier upon me? Please advise as I do not know watt to do.
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Old 12th November 2023, 09:06
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Shame on you, you should not be around Dublin docks late at night wearing your leather jacket and no doubt a flick knife up your sleeve, pissed or not.
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Old 12th November 2023, 15:59
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When I am arrested on a Saturday evening for being a wee bit tipsy if I showed some conductance would the Magistrate look kindlier upon me? Please advise as I do not know watt to do.
Don't put up any Resistance! If you can, Volt before you can be arrested. When up before the Beak, show some deference,"Ohm-y honour, I am truly sorry for my behaviour!".If you are subjected to Induction to the penal system, make sure you lubricate one of the screws to ensure a decent cellmate who will protect you!

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Old 12th November 2023, 16:02
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Reminded of an old joke......

I was walking around the Olympic Village when I saw a man carrying a long stick. I stopped him and asked:
"Are you a Pole Vaulter?".

He answered:
"No, I am German. How do you know my name?".

Boom-boom!

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Old 12th November 2023, 21:45
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I'll be amp lee pleased if lubricant is available.
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Old 12th November 2023, 23:40
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Reminded of an old joke......

I was walking around the Olympic Village when I saw a man carrying a long stick. I stopped him and asked:
"Are you a Pole Vaulter?".

He answered:
"No, I am German. How do you know my name?".

Boom-boom!

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Told my wife that joke Dave, she loved it as she is German and she has a Brother named Walter.
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Old 14th November 2023, 22:23
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Good on you, U. John, share the humour!

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Old 28th November 2023, 00:17
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There is a place where they only use 25 letters of the alphabet.

And they don’t know why….
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Old 2nd December 2023, 11:47
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Grammarians say that “i before e except after c”.
Scientists have disproved this.
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Old 2nd December 2023, 12:10
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Indeed Peter O'Tool played T E Lawrence but Harris played Abdul Abulbul Amir.
I'm sure he was married to Liz Taylor, nearly everyone else was.
Lawrence of Arabia used to live near me, he was working at catfoss airfield he used his motorbike to get there and back.
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Old 4th December 2023, 18:30
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Front page headline from tonight's Evening Telegraph ( Dundee and district).
Guess the local police learned something new IMG-20231204-WA0000.jpg
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Old 4th December 2023, 19:21
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Ha ha! Yet another example of people not proofing what they write!
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