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Depends. The dilettantes tend to split, ruins the hole night (anyway, I was talking gin and you know what Flanders and Swann sung about that).
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Flanders and Swan! I rode an a train with one of them. think it may have been Swan. he started talking to me and was getting excited. think he fancied me. fortunately my station came up and I bailed out. virgo intacto. yes I can still sing soprano...LOL
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A bit of a limp excuse, that.
(One of them? Easy to tell, one was in a wheelchair. Oh, well I suppose it's time for an afternoon tale. Pa was also a polio cripple but got about on crutches whilst Michael Flanders was wheelchair bound. Both were unslim and wore full sets. One evening in the Leather Bottle (Warlingham, Joe and Edna Cotton presiding) where Pa was a regular an unknown Gent misidentified Pa as the entertainer. Pa had to make strenuous efforts to put the persistent fan right. Pa was sure the chap thought him a liar when Pa later walked out on crutches).
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On our tour of the injun room the ladies are quite take by the bungee cord ride We always point out to them this is where things that whirr hum and juggle up and down are
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It was decreed some time ago that the ER was out of bounds to the lady passengers due to the secret machinery and other things located there.
How is it that ES has emerged from the dark and is swanning around with a group of ladies? I now see that the ladies are enjoying the sights only to be seen in the Engine Room (with Tmac's specific approval apparently). Don't know what they expect to see down here as the only unusual sights that I have seen are short skirts climbing steel ladders.
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Upskirting YM, we call it Upskirting.
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Two small boys fighting in a sack….?
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Flanders and Swan had a blind date with Hinge and Bracket, no pregnancies resulted.
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Indeed, Norma Jean and me went to school together. Campbell College, where we were members of the Cinemagraphic Society. NJ persuaded the headmaster, Alan Eames (the Archbishops brother) to buy us a big fan and the rest as they say is hist.........
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Oh aye and I taught James Galway to play the flute in Onward flute band.
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There's so many flute players in NI that one of them had to be good.
Pity about the name, he should have changed it to James South Antrim. As I ask at this time every trip, *Billy Boy where the hell are we*? I don't want to go back up there to take sights, going on watch in a clean shirt is alien to me. Last edited by Engine Serang; 9th February 2022 at 21:21. Reason: Alzheim I think. |
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we are right there where that pencil cross is on the map thingy. we will be docking shortly after lunch.
The ladies seemed to enjoy the voyage. the menfolk seem pleased with our service. talking about someone with a big shifter from down below.
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As an aside I think I saw one of our old shipmates, Mr McCloggie, hanging about the quay wall studying ships and drawing funnels in a wee notebook.
Billy invite him onboard for a snifter or two when we get to PORT SWETTENHAM. He will entertain us all with his banjolele. |
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Tmax is not ignoring you BB, he's stone deaf from beating seven bells on that infernal drum.
Eminent psychiatrists have commented on the connection between playing of the Lambeg and the working class credentials of the drummers. Could it be a deep seated self loathing for the fact they did not go to public school and thus neither took or administered sound thrashings, sometimes called a birching. Perhaps our ambassador to the court of St Mona could comment. |
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As long as he keeps it politically correct as always......
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." It also allows for the distortion of truth and fact to promote political gain and rationalize all acts to further the cause of those pushing an agenda not shared by the majority
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[QUOTE=Engine Serang;42243]Tmax is not ignoring you BB, he's stone deaf from beating seven bells on that infernal drum.
Eh whatssat ? sorry I am a trifle deaf as I have jelly in one ear and custard in the other Sadly the maintenance budgie won't run to proper ear defenders
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And not a diode or PLC in sight. I love being a Fitter.
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Come on! You couldn't do without those these days. Anyway you can't believe that is real, it even says it's forged.
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