virtual crazy gang, part II

Varley · #**4401** 23rd January 2019, 10:23

We have been warned elsewhere about the difference between fluid phases and the efficacy of non-Artex underwear in place of a cyclone separator. Don't play with matches.

Tmac1720 · #**4402** 23rd January 2019, 12:37

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Anyone seen my Urine specimen for sick bay lab?...Left it here in a glass. Strange that should disapear luike that

It's called taking the piss Sire, we are all experts at doing that

Farmer John · #**4403** 23rd January 2019, 14:57

Sir William, leave a bucket out, we will all chip (?) in for your lost specimen.

Do they do a pregnancy test on it?

Dartskipper · #**4404** 23rd January 2019, 16:55

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Originally Posted by Farmer John

Sir William, leave a bucket out, we will all chip (?) in for your lost specimen.

Do they do a pregnancy test on it?

That might show up different specific gravities depending on who has imbibed the most alcoholic beverage. Could give the game away. Other than that it could be recycled through the lager dispensing apparatus, nobody would notice the difference, it looks like p and tastes like p anyway.

Farmer John · #**4405** 23rd January 2019, 17:33

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Originally Posted by Dartskipper

That might show up different specific gravities depending on who has imbibed the most alcoholic beverage. Could give the game away. Other than that it could be recycled through the lager dispensing apparatus, nobody would notice the difference, it looks like p and tastes like p anyway.

If we are very careful, could we get a layered effect? A little food colouring judiciously added after each addition, it could look quite pretty. Me first, baggsey the green.

Dartskipper · #**4406** 23rd January 2019, 17:59

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Originally Posted by Farmer John

If we are very careful, could we get a layered effect? A little food colouring judiciously added after each addition, it could look quite pretty. Me first, baggsey the green.

A sort of tequila sunrise without the sunrise, or the tequila.

Tom Alexander · #**4407** 24th January 2019, 06:11

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Originally Posted by Dartskipper

That might show up different specific gravities depending on who has imbibed the most alcoholic beverage. Could give the game away. Other than that it could be recycled through the lager dispensing apparatus, nobody would notice the difference, it looks like p and tastes like p anyway.

A sliver of lime on the rim of the bucket and it would look like Corona?

Farmer John · #**4408** 24th January 2019, 09:38

A couple of shovels of lime might help.

Tom Alexander · #**4409** 25th January 2019, 05:59

We shouldn't let any weed grow under our keel, so suggest we take off for Melbourne (weather nice there at the moment, then Freemantle, and then around the top to Darwin. Of course we could gather on the pool deck to discuss our itinerary over a glass or two.

YM-Mundrabilla · #**4410** 25th January 2019, 07:06

'....Melbourne (weather nice there at the moment....'

Yeah 45 C (113 F) here in Melbourne today 25/1.

billyboy · #**4411** 25th January 2019, 07:31

I think a pool deck discusion would be modt beneficial to us all Tom. Best invite Tmac up there too though. He needs to know our plans in acvance. Fuel, maintainence ect can be done during alongside times.

Tmac1720 · #**4412** 25th January 2019, 16:13

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Originally Posted by YM-Mundrabilla

'....Melbourne (weather nice there at the moment....'

Yeah 45 C (113 F) here in Melbourne today 25/1.

Ha !! call that warm?

the mean temp in the injun room is a comfortable (for injuneers) 130 F and the steam is gently rising from my jock strap.

Farmer John · #**4413** 25th January 2019, 17:40

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the steam is gently rising from my jock strap.

Does it go "Chuff, Chuff, Chuff"?

Farmer John · #**4414** 25th January 2019, 17:42

And, perhaps, then "Whoo, Whoo, Whoo"!

billyboy · #**4415** 25th January 2019, 22:20

Dont knock it FJ. I heard his jock strap was specialy made from an old RN Hamock.

Farmer John · #**4416** 25th January 2019, 22:43

Anne Widdicombes old corsets, I heard.

Varley · #**4417** 25th January 2019, 23:44

Almost certainly above design ambient temperature - you will have to run your bollocks de-rated. Why on earth do you leave the steam on your underwear if the temperature is that high?

YM-Mundrabilla · #**4418** 26th January 2019, 05:06

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Originally Posted by Tmac1720

Ha !! call that warm?

the mean temp in the injun room is a comfortable (for injuneers) 130 F and the steam is gently rising from my jock strap.

Getting ready for Brexit, perhaps, and returning to 'imperial' units of measurement?

Tom Alexander · #**4419** 26th January 2019, 07:12

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Originally Posted by YM-Mundrabilla

'....Melbourne (weather nice there at the moment....'

Yeah 45 C (113 F) here in Melbourne today 25/1.

Which is why I suggested Melbourne ----- we could be in Churchill up in Hudson's Bay where the current temp is MINUS 35 C (MINUS 51 C with the wind chill factor.) Take your pick!!

Tom Alexander · #**4420** 26th January 2019, 07:15

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Originally Posted by billyboy

Dont knock it FJ. I heard his jock strap was specialy made from an old RN Hamock.

Entertainment this evening in the PAX lounge ----- Jock Strap and his All Elastic Band..

Dartskipper · #**4421** 26th January 2019, 07:57

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Which is why I suggested Melbourne ----- we could be in Churchill up in Hudson's Bay where the current temp is MINUS 35 C (MINUS 51 C with the wind chill factor.) Take your pick!!

Lucky that Chief doesn't have any brass monkeys in his gang. Things would be dropping off all over the injun shack.

Tmac1720 · #**4422** 26th January 2019, 16:22

I'll have you scurvy lot know that Jock Strap was my journeyman injuneer in Harland and Bluff, taught me everything he knew but feck all about injuneering

Squeek is highly qualified in brazing so the danger of low temperatures on the bollocks are negated and in any case mine are safely protected by a weather proof and insulated bag.... her name is Tatty Oldbit, the sailors friend.

Us injuneers seldom leave our superheated domain where we abide sans clothes, saves a fortune in employing a dhobi wallah and FYI my nether garments produce a frequent and rather satisfying pharrrrrrrt, pharrrrrrrt, pharrrrrrrt sound accompanied on occasion by a rather watery crescendo

Varley · #**4423** 26th January 2019, 17:19

I am not sure which speciality you need to consult. If you do not have plumbers-lug then you certainly need to have the nose seen to.

Tom Alexander · #**4424** 27th January 2019, 05:55

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Originally Posted by Dartskipper

Lucky that Chief doesn't have any brass monkeys in his gang. Things would be dropping off all over the injun shack.

I believe we are all aware that the cast iron cannon balls mounted on the triangular brass "monkey" on the deck would, with exposure to freezing temperatures, due to the difference in their thermal coefficient of expansion/contraction roll off the brass monkey. Hence the term "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey".

The term "Cold enough to freeze the nuts off an iron bridge", however, is a completely different kettle of fish.

Dartskipper · #**4425** 27th January 2019, 15:01

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

I believe we are all aware that the cast iron cannon balls mounted on the triangular brass "monkey" on the deck would, with exposure to freezing temperatures, due to the difference in their thermal coefficient of expansion/contraction roll off the brass monkey. Hence the term "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey".

The term "Cold enough to freeze the nuts off an iron bridge", however, is a completely different kettle of fish.

There are no fish in my kettle. I used a highly efficient descaler.