virtual crazy gang, part II

billyboy · #**4376** 16th January 2019, 21:34

Somehum trying to make out we ash Bhosher as ha Judge...HIC!

Farmer John · #**4377** 16th January 2019, 22:46

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Originally Posted by billyboy

Somehum trying to make out we ash Bhosher as ha Judge...HIC!

Sir William, shall I deploy your elephant catching balloon? The conditions seem favourable and I know you hate to miss a good catch.

Tom Alexander · #**4378** 17th January 2019, 05:47

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Originally Posted by Tmac1720

Respectful and sober... now there are two words you never find in a description of the GD crew. Are you sure you weren't under the affluence of inkahol when you wrote that?..

I would perhaps admit to having a little too much blood in my alcohol stream

billyboy · #**4379** 17th January 2019, 11:11

O u8sed to be a nurse Tom......1000ml of four bells three times a day should put you right mate

Varley · #**4380** 17th January 2019, 11:37

And up it to a bottle at four bells for an obstinate anaemia. Although mine would be Lambs Gravy.

Farmer John · #**4381** 17th January 2019, 14:49

Hmm, I think we will need the elephant catching squadron, things could get very busy.

Tom Alexander · #**4382** 18th January 2019, 06:22

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Originally Posted by Farmer John

Hmm, I think we will need the elephant catching squadron, things could get very busy.

Wild elephants in Aus ??? Must admit I was surprised this evening when in a local restaurant for the Admiral's 80th. birthday that there on the menu was an offering for an "Aussie Mule" ---containing Bundaberg rum, ginger ale, lime juice and I forget the other minor ingredients -- I'll have to go back when someone else is the dedicated driver.

Dartskipper · #**4383** 18th January 2019, 19:10

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Wild elephants in Aus ??? Must admit I was surprised this evening when in a local restaurant for the Admiral's 80th. birthday that there on the menu was an offering for an "Aussie Mule" ---containing Bundaberg rum, ginger ale, lime juice and I forget the other minor ingredients -- I'll have to go back when someone else is the dedicated driver.

They've got camels there, so it's not surprising there are heffalumps too. Pink or grey, blue or white, just be careful where you tread at night......

billyboy · #**4384** 18th January 2019, 22:36

They also have them things with 8 hairy black legs so be careful where you lay too!

Farmer John · #**4385** 18th January 2019, 22:42

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Originally Posted by billyboy

They also have them things with 8 hairy black legs so be careful where you lay too!

Do you mean the String Quartet from the local women's prison? I'll hear nothing said against them. I do think I might stay awake if shut in a room with them on my own.

billyboy · #**4386** 18th January 2019, 23:22

ah yes the Abbo girls you mean Farmer John.

Tom Alexander · #**4387** 19th January 2019, 05:47

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Originally Posted by billyboy

They also have them things with 8 hairy black legs so be careful where you lay too!

From Farmer John:
Do you mean the String Quartet from the local women's prison? I'll hear nothing said against them. I do think I might stay awake if shut in a room with them on my own.

Now with 8 hairy black legs, there is the possibility of 4 Black Bushes in the vicinity. Hopefully Tmac won't get too carried away.

Tmac1720 · #**4388** 19th January 2019, 12:08

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

From Farmer John:

Now with 8 hairy black legs, there is the possibility of 4 Black Bushes in the vicinity. Hopefully Tmac won't get too carried away.

Anybody know the words to "Air on a G string"?

Nothing like the smell of a fresh Black Bush in the morning

Varley · #**4389** 19th January 2019, 12:20

Black Hamlet?

Tmac1720 · #**4390** 19th January 2019, 13:17

I understand the enjoyment of a fine Havana is enhanced if the end is kept in a moist condition, although I believe that may entail a small residue of a salty taste.

billyboy · #**4391** 19th January 2019, 22:20

Black Helmet?....been doung the scavenge ports again has he.

Tom Alexander · #**4392** 22nd January 2019, 07:35

Got a tank truck of Bundaberg heading down from Queensland so we can top up the Bundy deep tank.
Suggest we all line up with our tin cups to catch any drippage from the supply line.

Varley · #**4393** 22nd January 2019, 10:24

Did Sir W give E-S Master's leave and a shore pass? Or has Tmac got him on field days and nights? 11 days since he's been in the smoke room. 14 and we should start a search,

Oops, cancel that he was on in the middle of the night.

Tmac1720 · #**4394** 22nd January 2019, 16:10

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Originally Posted by Varley

Oops, cancel that he was on in the middle of the night.

Aye well he shouldn't have been, he was supposed to be descaling the boilers and repacking the stern gland as the stuffing box was leaking

The bridge pigs ear needs polishing and the ER heads are blocked with rat fur and Squirrel crap, do I have to do everything round here?

Farmer John · #**4395** 22nd January 2019, 16:19

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Originally Posted by Tmac1720

do I have to do everything round here?

Seems fair enough to me.

Tmac1720 · #**4396** 22nd January 2019, 16:54

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Originally Posted by farmer john

seems fair enough to me.

shaddup !!!!!!!!!!

Farmer John · #**4397** 22nd January 2019, 22:50

What do we have a stoker for if it is not to work?

(I confess this was stolen from Parahandy)

YM-Mundrabilla · #**4398** 23rd January 2019, 04:01

Someone has to worry about a liquid in a glass other than alcohol.

Tom Alexander · #**4399** 23rd January 2019, 06:07

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Originally Posted by YM-Mundrabilla

Someone has to worry about a liquid in a glass other than alcohol.

As long as I can tell a liquid from a gas all should be well.

billyboy · #**4400** 23rd January 2019, 08:04

Anyone seen my Urine specimen for sick bay lab?...Left it here in a glass. Strange that should disapear luike that