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Old 2nd March 2022, 01:20
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Anti-socials, distancing.

Anti-socials, distanced.
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Old 2nd March 2022, 09:23
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Acute paranoia with possibly terminal halitosis.
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Old 2nd March 2022, 09:40
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It is strongly rumoured that Vlad is suffering from some serious medical condition.
He is possibly being treated with steroids, which would go some way to explaining the puffy face and also his erratic and aggressive behaviour.
If all the info is even near accurate then he would be doing everything to avoid any viral infection.
Extreme social distancing yes, but we have a man who has a tendency for extremes.
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Hitler invaded west to east and Putin is invading east to west otherwise there is little difference.

Who will be next; Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland?
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Hitler invaded west to east and Putin is invading east to west otherwise there is little difference.

Who will be next; Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland?
Don’t forget Joe Stalin. Marginally less evil than Herr Schikelgruber and hence our ‘ally’.
I’m not whether Vlad wants to be the new Stalin or the new Tsar.

Anyway it seems that the next objective will be Moldova. Used to be part of Romania and has a few ethnic Russians living there, mainly on the border with Ukraine.
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Well, if Vlad thinks he can send his tanks into London "To protect Russian nationals and assets", he will find that Mayor Khan will stop him at the M25 because the tanks won't meet Sadiq's new Ultra Low Emissions zone. Also Wales is safe because it declared itself to be a Nuclear Free Zone.

So that's all right then.
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Old 2nd March 2022, 15:25
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And here is an intimate cabinet meeting…
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Old 2nd March 2022, 15:36
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Intimate cabinet? all same Water Closet? I think it would have to be more a 'bench 'n trench' to cater for all the arseholes present.
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Obviously he is suffering from quite a severe flatulence problem and the rest of the mob are ensuring they are safely down wind of the aromatic fallout. As a point of information I understand the English translation of Putin actually is Putrid, says it all really.
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Obviously he is suffering from quite a severe flatulence problem and the rest of the mob are ensuring they are safely down wind of the aromatic fallout. As a point of information I understand the English translation of Putin actually is Putrid, says it all really.
AKA Vlad the Inhaler? As we used to say, "He who smelled it dealt it."
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There is another aspect to the ‘meeting’ room.
Without considerable skill it would be difficult to get an accurate unaimed pistol shot.
If one tried an aimed shot the man in the alcove would likely draw his weapon first.
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Old 3rd March 2022, 12:57
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It does rather smack of a fear of lead poisoning rather than of Covid. Halitosis perhaps?
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