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Old 5th March 2020, 06:03
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I think that rabbit is a hare. Broke my bollix laughing.
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Old 7th March 2020, 15:38
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Old 10th March 2020, 15:28
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There is something about the kilt....
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Old 14th March 2020, 13:03
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This panic buying is getting out of hand .....
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Old 14th March 2020, 15:55
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Bob, humour in short supply at the moment. Keep up the good work. What is the panic for toilet rolls? Does Corvid-19 attack your bum?
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Old 14th March 2020, 16:01
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It's a mystery ... but just in case there's something in it ... make sure the pooch is properly trained, or you could lose the family treasure ...
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Old 15th March 2020, 11:44
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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama

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Old 19th March 2020, 01:11
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Hi team check out,' the ballad of dunny roll,' for a bit of a giggle.
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Old 19th March 2020, 06:00
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keep Anthony painting the Forecastle.
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Old 21st March 2020, 16:50
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Wishful Thinking ?
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Old 21st March 2020, 17:11
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Definitely, although Trump might go for it ... (dumb f***** that he is.)
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Old 24th March 2020, 12:09
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A Playlist whilst stuck inside
1.Don't stand so close to me - The Police
2.Isolation - John Lennon
3.Closed for Business - Mansun
4.Living on my own -Freddie Mercury
5.Who wants to live forever - Queen
6.There's a kind of hush - Herman's Hermits.
7. Passing Strangers - Sarah Vaughn and Billy Eckstein
8.Alone Again naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan.
9.We gotta get out of this place - The Animals.
10.I want to break free - Queen
11.Panic - The Smiths
12.Fever - Peggy Lee
13.It's the end of the world as we know it. - R.E.M.
14. Crazy - Patsy Cline
15.Don't Let it bring you down - Neil Young.
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Old 24th March 2020, 13:58
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It's good news week?
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Old 24th March 2020, 15:22
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American Idiot.
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Old 24th March 2020, 15:27
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Ghost Town - The Specials
We will all go together when we go - Tom Lehrer
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Old 24th March 2020, 20:01
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American Idiot - Green Day.
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Old 24th March 2020, 22:01
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Tragedy. --Bee Gees
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Old 24th March 2020, 22:10
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"Word Up" .... (although I'll admit, I'm being a bit dark and cynical.)
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Old 25th March 2020, 07:35
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There'll be Bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover - Vera Lynn

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Virus - Cast and Company of Dads Army.

Greatest Hits, Double Album - George Formby.
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Old 25th March 2020, 10:44
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When I am laid in earth - Purcell
My word! You do look queer - Holloway
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Old 25th March 2020, 16:42
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My word! You do look queer - Holloway

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DILLIGAF - Kevin Bloody Wilson
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Old 25th March 2020, 16:47
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My word! You do look queer - Holloway

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Old 25th March 2020, 22:08
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There's a strong echo in here ....
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Old 26th March 2020, 08:26
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I guess it must be the drink
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Old 26th March 2020, 09:24
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Wouldn't that be reading double rather than writing double?
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