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Old 21st September 2017, 06:35
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I is only a umble ratt an is usted to ruff thymes especuelly wen Tmac stumpes on mi taile an boots me acros the floure plats wen the injuns go phutt
Ah! Now the truth is out -- We have been assured many times that the injuns never go phutt; that they are the perfection of reliabiliity. Thank you for that information, so valuable that I am sending you down a block of mouldy old Stilton for your nibbling pleasure.
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Old 21st September 2017, 10:34
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You miscall him. He has merely left out a phutt or two. Injuns going phuttphuttphutt - then tick, VG.
Injuns exhibiting total lack of phut or, perhaps kerplooie instead of phut - Not tick, not VG. Injuns going phutt merely at Dead Slow, firing every fairway buoy. phuttphuttphutt is FAOP.

(Injuns going phuttphuttPHUTTphutt - go cap the indicator cock on No.3 or No.2 depending upon our Class society).
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Old 21st September 2017, 11:41
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Help! I feel like I have followed Alice and just fallen down a rabbit hole. What are you all taking? Whatever it is I am sure it is not legal and since when did Squeak get a chance to have his say? It is all the fault of Tmac.
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Old 21st September 2017, 11:59
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Gentleman....Gentlemen please...Our engines are supreme. its the number 2 generator the goes Phutt occasionaly. Suffice to say its quite old and is a prize from another ship we purchanced to stumble across while anchored of Alang.
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Old 21st September 2017, 16:23
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I will have you Philest... Phillis....Phylst.... ignorant lot know in injuneering terms a PHUTT from the injun is a sign all is well in the spitzen und sparken department and the crank thingy will therefore be turning which it turn makes the up and down bits go PHUTT........ simples, if you are a highly qualified injuneer like wot I is. Anyhoo you lot just have to drive it and not know how it works
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Old 21st September 2017, 16:29
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Help! I feel like I have followed Alice and just fallen down a rabbit hole. What are you all taking? Whatever it is I am sure it is not legal and since when did Squeak get a chance to have his say? It is all the fault of Tmac.
Young lady I note you are just returned from wherever you were before you came back but have wasted no time in casting aspert....aspperds...aspidest.... slurs on my fine reputation as an 'hofficer and gentleman. I will have it placed on the record I have never met the young lady in question much less interfered with her hole or her rabbit

Squeek does not have a say in any matter except perhaps the allocation of the cheese ration. I don't like cheese per say so it's NOT my fault, it was like this when I got here.
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Old 22nd September 2017, 21:19
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Red17, you do now that the Pantomime season is coming soon? We are all auditioning for Widow Twankey, whilst being medicated for Dentistry.

All the young things are doing it.

Is that Gibraltar to our Port? If it is, we had better do a quick 180 turn. I am sure it should be on the Starboard. We will just pop in to a British port, I need some bloomers for my role (and for a roll, if you know what I mean, I am sure I don't).
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Old 23rd September 2017, 01:09
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Are we in pantomime mood? ....Try this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nanmdLNVgOQ
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Red17, you do now that the Pantomime season is coming soon? We are all auditioning for Widow Twankey, whilst being medicated for Dentistry.

All the young things are doing it.

Is that Gibraltar to our Port? If it is, we had better do a quick 180 turn. I am sure it should be on the Starboard. We will just pop in to a British port, I need some bloomers for my role (and for a roll, if you know what I mean, I am sure I don't).Oh! Yes you do! Oh! No I don't! Oh! Yes you do! Oh! No I don't!!!!
That's a blast from the past -- First one at the Woolwich Empire around 1951 ---- last one last Christmas with many others in between. Can't miss the annual Panto.

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Old 23rd September 2017, 09:59
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That's a blast from the past -- First one at the Woolwich Empire around 1951 ---- last one last Christmas with many others in between. Can't miss the annual Panto.
It's behind you! It's behind all of us!
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Old 23rd September 2017, 22:06
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It's behind you! It's behind all of us!
Speak for yourself sweetie.....always keep mine well out in front
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Old 24th September 2017, 07:24
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Speak for yourself sweetie.....always keep mine well out in front
Mine is discreetly secured behind a sturdy zipper!
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Old 24th September 2017, 08:06
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a man has to have somewhere to hang his towel walking to the shower in the heads.
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Old 25th September 2017, 00:56
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In at Gib for bunkers are we? Nice bar there worth a visit.
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Old 25th September 2017, 06:03
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In at Gib for bunkers are we? Nice bar there worth a visit.
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Old 25th September 2017, 09:14
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In at Gib for bunkers are we? Nice bar there worth a visit.
Golf again? We could fuel up too, I love watching Tmac wringing his hands because he sees money being spent, even if it's not his. It's going into his lovely Injuns, I think he would like to see a medical certificate.
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Old 25th September 2017, 12:03
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That's not what he's doing. He's just making sure the cuffs are tight enough for when he bunkers up his sleeves.
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Old 25th September 2017, 14:11
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Can't see it myself, anyone can run their fingers through my Nories.
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Old 25th September 2017, 23:46
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Oh look!..theres a small cruise ship alongside...could be a bit of fun there methinks.
Might be a Roedean Girls reunion trip ha ha
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Oh look!..theres a small cruise ship alongside...could be a bit of fun there methinks.
Might be a Roedean Girls reunion trip ha ha
Oh! Goody, goody! Quick -- take the ice out of #1 hold and put the artificial turf in -- a game of field hockey between the Roedean girls and the Superdeliciouswannabe your bedside maidens is a definite wanna have. Growwlllllllle!
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Old 26th September 2017, 10:44
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as long as its not a boatload of gays ha ha ha
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Old 27th September 2017, 06:44
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Went for a hike up the Rock -- thought I saw Varley up there, but it turned out to be one of those Barbary Apes -- must have been the beard.
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Old 27th September 2017, 10:32
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What???...the Ape was smoking a Havana cigar?......LOL
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Old 27th September 2017, 11:27
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I don't know why the call them Barbary. Made a hell of a mess of my hair and charged me more than Davidoff's would for a sniff of their humidor.
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Old 27th September 2017, 16:39
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why would anyone want to sniff David's humidor??? now the scent of a nice Black Bush followed by the sweet sensation on your tongue......bliss

If you really want something to sniff... the heads are blocked again and the slop tank is overflowing according to the high level alarm I haven't looked myself to be honest, I've more sense (and minions) to do that
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