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10th February 2018, 07:17
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I think someone took a video of Tmac and Red 17 at the end of the dance. (Must be Tmac - he's got his tux on and Red looks a fair treat -- nice pipes too!!
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10th February 2018, 11:40
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10th February 2018, 11:47
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10th February 2018, 19:50
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If I can get Admiral Sir William to divert into Dartmouth on our way down channel, I'm sure we could find a spare Vice Admiral for you at the Royal Naval College. Now there would be a proper gentleman for you. He might even turn out the guard of honour with a Marines Band to welcome you ashore! We will be perfectly safe navigating into the harbour, and mooring on the buoys near the College. Both Sir William and I know the river like the backs of our hands. If we stay for a couple of days to continue the on board entertainment, we can impress the locals on Town Quay with Sir William's personal tender. Smartly turned out with gleaming paintwork, brass and varnish, powered by those new V16 GM diesels that TMac installed recently, we can earn a bit of cash by running 5 minute trips down to visit Dartmouth Castle. Although there is a speed limit in the river, we will be OK because they would never keep up with us to give us a ticket! 
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10th February 2018, 21:57
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10th February 2018, 22:19
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Bit of a touch-up round the boot topping, you'll look fit to welcome anyone aboard. Just don't let anyone lose with a chipping hammer.
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10th February 2018, 23:09
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10th February 2018, 23:30
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10th February 2018, 23:33
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Sarfend on Sea to Dartmouth at normal GDII service speed; 12 hours. Sarfend on Sea to Dartmouth, if somebody touches the Big Red Button; yesterday.
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11th February 2018, 03:12
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Dartmouth - I get a nervous tick and shivers down my spine any time somebody mentions visiting that place!!!
If we are putting in there though to find a spare Vice Admiral we had better be prepared for some serious visitors who will notice anything wrong. I will get the cut-outs "buffer's party" started straight away. McC
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11th February 2018, 07:41
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11th February 2018, 10:48
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oh we can indeed Tom. just have to watch out for learner drivers (trainee mine sweeper skippers)as we enter. Almost got hit there once as we were leaving there was one coming in at speed. a quick full astern both saved the day.
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11th February 2018, 15:40
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I remember those days well, young cadets let loose on the river with anything that floated, including picket boats, whalers, sailing dinghies, and even the occasional Fairey Huntress. All part of an afternoon's entertainment.
(An Instructor actually came all the way to our booking office in Torquay after an incident when a small open launch actually rammed the Kiloran II. He made certain that we understood it wasn't his fault, but an unfortunate misinterpretation of the signals being given by the trainee cox'n on the helm. It seemed that the lad working the engine controls mistook the signal for Full Astern for Full Ahead. The P.O. Instructor apologised for the accident, and said that our deckhand was quite right to use the colourful language that he addressed the occupants of the launch with. I think our deckhand called them all a "Useless great bunch of steaming *x-'?!-x-x-x-x.....*")
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11th February 2018, 18:25
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 as for shaving.... I simply burn the bristles off with a blowlamp Attention deckie crowd up on the bridge thingy who do the driving. I have installed a BIG PINK button for the exclusive use of our lady crew members (specifically Red 17) what it does is highly secret and must NOT be pressed by any male member WHAT AM I SAYING !!!!!!!!! sorry any male CREW member ......... oops Remember injuneers are all knowing and I shall be aware of any male crew type person indulging in unauthorised activity with a knob 
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12th February 2018, 07:30
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Take her in Dartskpper -- you seem to be familiar with these waters. Sir Wiliam and I will stand on the wing of the bridge to accept nothing less than a 21 gun salute from the pierhead.
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12th February 2018, 13:58
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Don't forget the price of window glass has gone up a lot, and any roofing work costs a fortune. OH well, you're the boss. PHHRRRRROOOOOAAAAAMMMMPP P P P PHHHH That should wake 'em up.
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12th February 2018, 14:47
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HOI !!!! it costs a lot of money to make steam and you are blowing it up the whistle.... what's wrong with the 'lectrick one then?..... injuneers work is never done.... mutter mumble moan.....
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12th February 2018, 17:27
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OK, we've had a whip-round.
PHHRRRRROOOOOAAAAAMMMMPP P P P PHHHH
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12th February 2018, 17:29
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Worth 10p apiece.
I feel a lot better for that, and we may as well do it, we've broken anything that could be blasted. Anyone put their hand in their pocket for another one?
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12th February 2018, 21:16
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Ah well, that's woken up all the patients in the Hospital on the quay. Mind you, look at those ferries go, I've never seen them get out of the way like that before. Oooops, that lower ferry went full ahead so fast that all the cars shot off the stern loading ramp. I hope the owners all had insurance. Now, slow ahead to observe the 6 knots limit. There's Britannia RN College up there on the hill. Looks like they've broken out a brand new extra large White Ensign too. Must be expecting important guests. Dead slow for a few minutes to let the Higher Ferry paddle across. Don't want to catch one of its guide wires on a prop or rudder. All clear now, slow ahead up to Old Mill Creek where we can swing and drop down onto the buoys in the stream off Sandquay. Stop Starboard engine, slow ahead Port, hard a'starboard. Steady, slow ahead both. Bow mooring party at the ready. Lower a sea boat so we can drop a buoy jumper onto the buoy. There we go, nicely stemming the flood tide now. Stop both. Drop the wire down to the jumper so that he can shackle on. Now the stern party can moor to the buoy astern of us. Good, crossed forearms signal from the bow and stern parties tell me we are safely secured.
Finished with engines. Send a fresh bottle of Black Bush down to Chief so he can whet his whistle. Free beers for the deck crew. Very smartly done Mr McCloggie, you have trained your gang well. Get the owner's barge ready alongside the companionway, VIP's going ashore.
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12th February 2018, 22:09
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Oh, neatly done. I must take notes on that, I always say "Carry on you chaps" and see what happens, most people know what they are up to.
Dartskipper, you've been here before.
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