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4th May 2017, 09:02
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♫ spam spam spam spam ♫
I got some spam email this morning from a quite good firm I deal with now and again. I have to give them some points for humour:
It started: 'May the 4th be with you.' 
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4th May 2017, 09:35
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If only it all had the same spark of humour! I rely on Chums for much of my wardrobe (although I have discovered iTailor) A god might be able to determine their waste of effort but many times a year I get the snail mail shot catalogues (despite only using them on-line).
My fairly regular house guest pillories me, anyway, for following their style but this visit he has the added glee of finding they now have a marital aids section.
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan Last edited by Varley; 5th May 2017 at 10:06.
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4th May 2017, 13:52
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Quote:
To give his old kecks to some artisan.
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Buvez toujours, mourrez jamais. Rabelais
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#5
4th May 2017, 17:45
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He could have had Lord Finchley's entire wardrobe. After the lamp mending that is.
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#6
4th May 2017, 20:36
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Scorch marks at no extra cost.
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