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Old 11th February 2020, 01:36
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Uneasiness? Half and half cooking brandy and port. Repeat until it clears. Never tried it with Rum - which better used as substitute for Sir. William D's fluawei cure which otherwise specifies Scots' blended varnish remover.
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Old 13th February 2020, 08:17
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Half and half cooking brandy and port.

Easy enough to mix the cocktail but does one drink it or rub it on the withers? I know Tmax drinks everything but I'm a bit more delicate (sofictacatted).
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Old 13th February 2020, 11:18
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seem to be a little out of touch. where are we FJ?
Steward! another bottle please!. Oh and take this bottle of rare vintage port to Mr Varley with my compliments and ask him if he will be so kind as to contact the Agent with regard to lucrative work will you.
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Old 13th February 2020, 11:32
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NICE has not commented on its efficacy as a topical embrocation. From personal experience I can say that sufficient taken internally can, indeed, cause some unwanted wither. In that it is much like the hooch for which Hibernia has gained a 'name'. Unlike that infamous brew it is ineffective in ruining the surface finish on the heirloomery and I am sure the odd splash on exposed skin would do no harm. However, perhaps application per ano would reach the bowel more quickly.
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Old 13th February 2020, 18:00
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seem to be a little out of touch. where are we FJ?
Steward! another bottle please!. Oh and take this bottle of rare vintage port to Mr Varley with my compliments and ask him if he will be so kind as to contact the Agent with regard to lucrative work will you.
Sir William we are at present at Kingston, Jamaica, awaiting some stabilisation in the general situation. There are some strange smoky smells around, everyone is smiling and Varley has his beard in dreadlocks and his hair in cornrows. Very fetching if it is cultural appropriation. Seems difficult to care.
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Old 13th February 2020, 18:11
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Hey who done do dat to my barnetry? Wow, these smokes, man, not notin like de Cubans. Shit, I got de withers again.
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Old 14th February 2020, 00:01
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look at dem plasticos up in the prow waving and singing "My heart will go on" the smell of the smoke seems to have energised them
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Old 14th February 2020, 06:43
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Let Go Fore and Aft, DS Ahead, S Ahead, Full Ahead, FAOP. Just escaped the Race Relations Act. Pphew.
Our Charterers must be a tad more judicious in selecting ports, else we will all be in a chain gang.
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Old 14th February 2020, 10:31
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Oh, ES, quieten down. No-one listening,no-one.
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Old 14th February 2020, 11:17
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A Select Vestry FJ, very select.
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Old 14th February 2020, 11:37
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Of course we are. Every word that drips from his erudite gob.

Vestry? I thought the engine room more noisy crypt.
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