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Old 4th June 2021, 11:10
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Tmax is all right but X lax gives me the trots.
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Old 6th June 2021, 23:52
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single up to a breast slipper Cut outs. stand by main engines, Gangway up!
Both thrusters to port. stop thrusters...slow ahead both.
full ahead both. revs for 18 knots please Tmac.

Thats it we are off to Cebu, Mactan has some nice bars.
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Old 7th June 2021, 07:10
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Cebu, good oh!
A case of beer to the first one to see a Bank Boat aground on a reef or "Uncharted" island.
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Old 7th June 2021, 12:01
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I can see that for some of the older old hands this trip is nostalgic. For someone who only put a toe in either side of the 'Peaceful Ocean' it is exploration. I wonder if I am sufficiently free of age related incapacity to be exploring?

(I was slated to visit our offices in Manila when nearby in Singapore, therefore the journey partly funded by the client that got me to Singapore. On the 'phone to Manila before setting off I was asked if I could hear anything when the receiver was put to an open window. I could, gunfire. Mrs. V would not have liked her little boy shot at so I didn't go! Would that same unsaintly maternal figure have entirely approved of me being onboard for this adventure I wonder).
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Old 7th June 2021, 13:20
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safe with me David. have to be careful in some of the Bars though cause some of the beautiful girls are well hung. (not that I would know of course)
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Old 10th June 2021, 13:21
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Tanoy! we will be sailing for Manila on the evening tide. all departments to be prepared. Stewards! check all the cabins for stowaways.
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Old 10th June 2021, 14:04
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There's a stowaway in Tmax's cabin. If not a stowaway then definitely an imposter.
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Old 10th June 2021, 14:24
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It's not that red-headed bird I saw him with on TV the other day is it?
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Old 10th June 2021, 16:28
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Sarah Fergusson? I doubt it, but there's many's a good tune played on an old piano.
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Old 10th June 2021, 16:36
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Not a Red head for sure, I prefer blonds as they get dirty quicker
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Old 10th June 2021, 16:37
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It's not that red-headed bird I saw him with on TV the other day is it?
so many ladies so little time.... as long as the collar and cuffs match I'm a happy bunny.
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Old 10th June 2021, 19:47
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as long as the collar and cuffs match I'm a happy bunny.
And the panties and bra, mismatching smalls is a fox pass in my book.
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Old 10th June 2021, 22:58
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Head ropes and stern ropes are matching, errrr I mean stowed away.........
Let go the slipper!, bow thruster to Port. stop thruster...slow ahead both.
Turn left at the end of the Island but keep he in the middle for now.
Full away, Revs for 15 knots. Look outs to positions .. watch for periscopes breaking surface near the deeper bits. Military ships of all nationalities around here at the moment. You got a blinking light? go see Mr Varley then Hes trying to light a cigar.
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Old 10th June 2021, 23:53
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If that is our thruster over to the left shouldn't we pick it up before we do all that 'Avast there !' and 'full away forwards' stuff?

As for the light. Blinking? Can't be me. Lighting a havana more than once ruins the flavour.
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Old 11th June 2021, 05:44
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Well I'm off to the scratcher, the ship is in good hands. Watches set and bar closed until FWE.
And Varley mooching about trying to look like Fidel Castro and him with a Coon and Bum in his gob.
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