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For many years, nay decades, my skiddies were known only to myself and the Memsahib, now the entire Merchant Navy speak of little else.
Such is showbiz. Last edited by Engine Serang; 28th January 2025 at 13:37. |
#9577
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Does the Merchant Navy still exist as an organisation? That's a pretty ignorant question from a crew member but there are still a few things I'm ignorant of. But, if the MN is still going I'd better get a discharge book. Are we in the desert yet? I feel like a date. Don't tell the wife.
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#9578
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look out the starboard window thingy!..by heck look at all that sand!..must be a BIG construction site there. cant even see the Cement or bricks!
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Pilot bloke is muttering something about electricians, I told him we already have a leckie and he got all irate and i don’t understand him any more.
Hope I haven’t upset him too much because his big friend looks a bit serious.
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#9581
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The Gilly-Gilly man is in the Smokeroom turning Tawny Port into a popular drink. All welcome.
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#9582
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I'll pop down and ask him about the MN then. He probably knows as he has lots of knowledge to pass on and it's Ever Given - Hard a port, full astern, pump out the bilge water that I'm talking before we all drown.
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#9583
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"Pop", Sarsperilla disguised as a pun, full marks Harris.
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That is no Leckie that is a Suez Canal Leckie. Something like the reverse of what M&S would like us to think an M&S Leckie would be like.
Just because he partakes of Tawny doesn't make him an electrically wise owl it just makes him one who will get a smacked for engaging in haram practices as soon as we dump and his 'projector'. Anyway, who gave him the cellar key?
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What sort of shorts do leckies wear? Or have the gone all H&S and just wear an anti-static strap?
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#9586
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P&O and the rest BI and the rest Blue Flu and the rest Cunard and.............. Take your pick and ............ You get the jist of the Merch, another lesson on British class. The Grey Funnel Line was a classy outfit but like all armed services now having trouble attracting spoilt brats with their mobile phones and skateboards. |
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Thank You ES. Interesting. How did the MN uniform come about? I remember the old boy getting dressed up in his when joining ships etc., and he was on Salvesen vessels. We have an organisation here that provides for war veterans - The Returned Servicemens Association - and Dad, although never at war as such (he did plenty of battling with his mother-in-law) was accepted by them. So, who issued the discharge books? I must buy you a drink one day, for all this info'.
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#9588
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A drink!
A small pub would be more appropriate, with a cash sweetener to recognise all the overtime. I'll give you a quick rundown of my journey through the strange world of shipping administration.... As a 16 yo born and reared in a coastal village with two Grandfathers who were Captains, I wanted to be an engineer at sea. My father pressurised me to stay at school to do "A Levels" to perhaps do engineering at university. Whilst studying I applied to a dozen shipping companies and had an interview with Texaco the day after my last exam and offered a cadetship subject to passing exams. Off to college. Prior to joining my first ship Texaco sent me a letter of introduction which I brought to the Mercantile Marine Office, part of the Department of Trade and Industry. They gave me a Chitty to bring to a local photographer who had me hold a board with my Discharge Number on it, similar to a convict. A week later my Discharge Book and British Seamans Card arrived by Registered Post...... The rest is embargoed. |
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Being down to earth and having shorts are topics of which we do not speak.
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan |
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Nicely coiled, sinuous layers of bureaucracy back then eh? Dad just turned up at Leith and signed on with Salvesen, as 7th Engineer I think it was, and the company did the rest for him. He signed the wrong articles and didn't get the full engineers pay apparently. So, he signed on properly for next trip out, as 3rd or 4th engineer, and made a killing as it was a better season (but not for the whales). He never wanted me to wear overalls and get dirty (spoiled brat I was) and apart from working on my own vehicles and painting my house I never wore overalls to work. A pity, because being a draughtsman was mind-numbingly boring, drawing the same lines day after day. So, I became tech for P&T, and when they got computerised, I did that. But, it sounds like you all much better times being at sea. Tell me another tale!
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#9591
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Varley, my lips are sealed, no more taboo subjects for me.
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#9592
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Electrickery....dangerous stuff...best left to the experts... Shocking stuff to mess with if you are not qualified. I always seek help in fixing things unlike Lord Finchley.
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As I repeated to any of the 'up and coming' brethren. "If it was difficult Mrs. V's little boy would not be good at it".
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Now that we appear to be in open water again this must be the Med.
There is a Greek island that might be worth a call. Whenever I go there it always seems to be rammed with bloody tourists but I gather that they have all buggered off so it should be fairly quiet, apart from the earthquakes that is. Santorini make some interesting wines, well worth a quick slurp, apart from the one that tastes like cough syrup.
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Santorini, a novel by Alistair Maclean, quite a good yarn. Excellent for reading whilst supping wine in Santorini, with it's blue domed roofs and whitewashed walls, as the ground crumbles away beneath you ... pass your glass and I'll top it up ... it makes you forget the trembling ground ... if it goes right we could have a spa later.
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#9598
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BB I think we have a crew of grave robbers who want to plunder a shattered isle. Shame on them.
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#9600
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Tourists make the place more vibrant. In Paris they've started hating them as there's too may. Tell them to come to NZ, we need the people as there's hardly anyone here. No grave robbing for me. I'll stay here and polish the pistons, oil the cranks and pump the bilges out.
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