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#1601
5th December 2022, 08:28
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Both correct ES - it depends whether they are stood face to face of back to back.
Nowadays PNP apparently means party and play and refers to ‘recreational’ drugs… Btw Bob - in the case of my local resident wood pigeons, other products tend to stick 
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#1602
5th December 2022, 10:09
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My drugs of choice are Adalat for blood pressure, Bumetanide for water retention and Solpadine as my morning after pill. I defy you to pick a better trio.
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#1603
6th December 2022, 08:52
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My pal’s wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of
whisky and two loaves of bread. "Are we expecting guests?" he asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much bread?
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#1604
8th December 2022, 17:04
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You never know who is listening ... (it isn't just the boys and girls in the Donut.)
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#1605
10th December 2022, 09:02
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When my mate woke up this morning, his wife had him in a head lock.
He said “I think she had a wrestler’s night.”
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#1606
10th December 2022, 09:17
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A lorry loaded with ladders has just crashed on the M62, the police are taking steps to clear the road!
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#1607
10th December 2022, 09:56
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I need to bring some quality to these jokes ....
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#1608
10th December 2022, 11:56
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10th December 2022, 12:19
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Indeed, Rusty. There is the old rag trade adage.
"Never mind the quality, feel the wit"
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan Last edited by Varley; 10th December 2022 at 18:07.
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#1610
10th December 2022, 12:26
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Ihave now changed your name to lord laxi...tiv. hope this moves you up a bit more in the world, maybe king laxi...tiv
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#1611
10th December 2022, 18:10
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Laxative? You want more bullshit?
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#1612
11th December 2022, 08:33
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Keep it coming Varly.....Do you know what the 1964 I.O.M. ferry was called, the one leaving Liverpool, i think it went from the Liver buildings, rgds rustytrawler
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11th December 2022, 11:52
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In 1964 the IoMSP fleet was 6 or 7, serving the then Summer bread and butter tourist trade - all steamers then. Wiki gives a good run down. They did not only run to Liverpool and there were also excursions (while at Colwyn Bay I could use the Llandudno excursion to nip home for half a day).
The end of exchange control marked the end of that money in any real sense of the word which is easily seen in that the native needs are satisfied with the Ben My Chree (all year, Heysham) and in Summer the fastcraft, Manannin. A new Manxman will be delivered in the new year from Hyundai. For some strange reason we are having to build a terminal for the IOMSPC to replace the floating dock which the side-loaders used to use. We then, presumably, pay again to use it.
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#1614
11th December 2022, 12:06
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Thank you i will have a look on wiki......What was that Kelly from the I.O.M all about?
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11th December 2022, 21:04
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Out in Dublin city centre on Friday evening with the Memsahib for a bite of grub and a few drinks. Met a couple from the IOM, Union Mills, over for the weekend (me neither) and they were great craic and they have given me faith that IOM is not beyond saving, indeed it is not now compulsory to marry your cousin. Needless to say I learned more in one hour of Guinness and Jameson than I have from 10 years of Lord V's random jottings.
I am considering buying a Ducati.
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#1616
12th December 2022, 16:54
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Now that you are fully up to speed on Island life and politics you can answer Rusty's question.
(Don't offer your opinion until you have been off that black muck and the varnish remover for at least 4 hours).
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#1617
12th December 2022, 20:35
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Guinness I can take or leave but Jameson is a fine drink.
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#1618
13th December 2022, 01:31
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I sailed with Neil Jameson. His Dad was Tech Super for Westminster Dredgers in the Mersey. Rumour has it (my lips are sealed) that pure Jameson ran in his bloodstream! Nuff said. I shall now recede to the shadows.............! Those were the days,"Penang, '82.............".
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#1619
13th December 2022, 07:36
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Discretion is obviously your middle name, sound fellow Makko.
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#1620
13th December 2022, 09:15
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I told this kid in my street to ask his Dad if he wanted my old sofa and chairs.
He told me he wasn't allowed to accept suites from strangers
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15th December 2022, 18:55
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Had a bad day today. I paid a carpenter to build us a bespoke double bed and found out he's done a bunk !!! It's just one thing on top of another.
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#1622
16th December 2022, 09:31
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My pal’s neighbours, Tom and Lisa Hall, came round for a pre-Christmas drink. They’re always quite argumentative especially after a lot to drink.
As expected, a fight broke out and to defend himself, my pal grabbed some festive greenery and decked the Halls with boughs of holly.
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Ron __________________________________________________ _________________________ Never regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last. Last edited by Ron Stringer; 16th December 2022 at 09:36.
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#1623
16th December 2022, 14:17
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My Aldi cheap Christmas cards have better jokes than the last dozen here. And it pains me to say so.
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#1624
16th December 2022, 19:53
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Just curious…….. If ex TV Celeb, Isla St Clair had married Barry White, presumably she’d be Isla White?
And if, when Barry White died, she remarried the lead singer of Roxy Music, would she be Isla White-Ferry?
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Ron __________________________________________________ _________________________ Never regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last.
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#1625
16th December 2022, 19:56
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