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Old 9th August 2019, 22:22
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Humour is the best medicine; the National Grid are looking for a Lecky, and we have one to spare!
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Old 9th August 2019, 22:50
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Power off in North Cornwall for half an hour. Didn't think about it being a national problem, since it happens on a regular basis, regardless of time of year.
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Old 10th August 2019, 15:17
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Never mind North Cornwall parts of Yorkshire lost power !

Not me.
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Old 10th August 2019, 16:04
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They have electricity in Yorkshire ?? .. Pull the other one .
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Old 10th August 2019, 16:41
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Electricity? No, power.
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Old 10th August 2019, 17:17
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We have power.

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Old 10th August 2019, 20:24
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What? eh? Why call me surely they're gas? I think I saw flickering but it seems fine now.
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Old 13th August 2019, 20:28
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A long time ago (only not in a galaxy far far away.)
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Old 21st August 2019, 11:24
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How Yodelling came about :


How yodelling came about :


An old tramp was walking in the mountains in Switzerland and feeling tired he went to a farm to ask the farmer for shelter.


The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn for the night.


The farmer’s daughter asked her dad who it was that has just gone in the barn, and he replied “Just an old tramp who wanted shelter”.


The daughter took a bottle of wine to the man in the barn and came back an hour later looking a bit roughed up.


The farmer’s wife knew what she had been up to and so she too took a plate of food in to the tramp and then came back later with her clothes in a mess.


The following morning the daughter asked where the tramp had gone.


“I sent him on his way” said the farmer.


“What for?” asked the daughter “I had great sex with him last night”.


The farmer put his head through the window and shouted “Hey you, you old tramp, you had sex with my daughter”


The tramp cupped his hands to his mouth and called out in reply “ANDTHEOLDLADYEEETOO”.




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Old 23rd August 2019, 11:32
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A wise Italian said to his son:

When you learn why a Pizza is round,
And is put in a square box,
And is eaten in triangles

You will be able to understand women!

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Old 29th August 2019, 23:08
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Belly laughed at this one .
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Old 10th September 2019, 22:18
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OK OK, as a former anorak wearing groan-o-meter spotter, I'll be the first one to admit this is really bad:

I said to the baker: "How come all your cakes are 50p, but that one is 1 ?"

He replied: "That's Madeira cake."

(Retreats to neutronium hardened bunker.)
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Old 11th September 2019, 13:02
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Ah So, that's why it's called a Pound Cake in America.
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Old 16th September 2019, 22:38
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I can't deny this has to rate as one of the worst jokes ever … enough to render any groan-o-meter into a pile of molten junk.

I still laughed though ….
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