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Old 10th May 2021, 11:26
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Sounds like some of the contracts I'm sure a few of us have signed.....
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:45
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....... or signing on a Bank Boat.
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Old 16th May 2021, 10:04
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The therapist speaks .....
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Old 18th May 2021, 09:47
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The HIGHEST form of wit !!!
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Old 18th May 2021, 10:16
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That's not sarcasm, its just a lie.
And as an aside they were held in Lima in 1966, the last time the English football team won a World Cup.
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Old 18th May 2021, 13:07
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Sarcasm is elemental lying. (See below.)

You're right about the World Cup though. Long time ago. And the years any other nation from these islands won it was .... errrrrrr ...... (didn't they make a film about it in the same year England won it called 'One Million Years BC.'

Raquel Welch played left back for somebody (lucky b@st@rds.) ??

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Old 19th July 2021, 13:51
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Is anybody there?
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Old 19th July 2021, 14:35
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A response worthy for a Malcolm.

Knock,
knock; never at quiet! What are you? But
this place is too cold for hell. I'll devil-porter
it no further: I had thought to have let in
some of all professions that go the primrose
way to the everlasting bonfire.
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Old 19th July 2021, 14:50
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Aye, lay on MacDuff!

(Not the next line, granted, but the best I could think of)
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Old 19th July 2021, 15:29
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I thought it suited you better than Gilda knocking on the tavern door. Not that bloody murder was avoided there either.

(Sparafucile aka.......
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Old 19th July 2021, 15:31
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Time for utter daftness ... (I still had to laugh though.)
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Old 19th July 2021, 16:58
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A 'shaggy dog' cartoon?
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Old 19th July 2021, 17:22
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From Bill of Stratford to Joe Green and then that...
Well it does bring it back down to earth I suppose.
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Old 19th July 2021, 17:55
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We are a broad church (anyway, must have something for the Saturday matinee).
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Old 29th December 2022, 12:36
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Since this is the first, will this also be the last post on this thread in 2022?
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Old 29th December 2022, 13:02
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Old 29th December 2022, 13:17
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'Kiss of Death' avoided - Bravo
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Old 7th May 2023, 11:48
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Let’s try again…
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I cannot get that strange device to function. But I have to tell you that the cuckoo arrived in Eskdale, near Whitby, two days back. He seems to have a rival on the other side of the river.
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Old 29th December 2023, 18:13
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been a bit busier on here this year - this one makes three....
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Old 29th December 2023, 18:17
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Old 29th December 2023, 18:20
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This makes it five!
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Old 29th December 2023, 18:58
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I always want the last word in any discussion!
Hi , Tom.

Do you mean your wife lets you have the last word .
Your a brave man .

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Old 30th December 2023, 12:38
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well done Gents.
Compliments of the season and hope that the New Year brings all that you wish.
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Old 30th December 2023, 22:31
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Thanks! Same to you Dave.
Rgds. from Mexico City,
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