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As the "Ad" says, "One careful owner".
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Perhaps we could recruit a technician to maintain our stocks in the very best condition.
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He spent his youth watching tarts rolling woodbines in their sweaty thighs. A Gran Habano holds no excitement for our shipmate.
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Well that's me put in my box.
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Nobody asked me and I've been here since Moses was no'but a lad no point is issuing me with a Newsletter, I only read injuneering manuals or magazines wot has pictures in I study anatomy because in previous days I always wanted to be a Gynaecologist but couldn't quite get my hand in
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Hang on while I think about that Tmac......??? now what would a Gynaecologist be looking at???
Hmmmmm, It appears that you are qualified to continue as you are..... LOL
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Spoil sport! I only want the goats to do away with the artichokes then they can go back to their own area of the farm.
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Found some old bottles with no labels down in the store. Think it might be fun to have a pot luck session in the lounge FJ.
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Don't drink it BB, it could be drinkable and we could sell it to the natives.
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Sir William, once I found that Gin came in green bottles I lost my sense of what was good to drink and what was not. A little experimentation would be fine, pot luck should mean decant it into a pint mug, rub some on your tongue if you can't identify it by look and smell. If it passes all these precautions, fight the rest off and neck it.
You first. Red, it's goats or garden, I would go for garden. A sheep is a gentle beast that does not smell like, well, a Billygoat.
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yeauchhhh! dont touch this green bottle...tastes like Diesel.
Now this is clear glass, dark golden brown colour looks like it might be as drop of Nelsons blood mate/ Wow...have a go at this then Tom. best demerara Rum I ever taste mate
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Ah! Ha! Some alchemist has found a way to make Pussers 100 proof even better.
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Steward! Nip down No 4 hold and see if you can fins some more bottles the same as this oneThink we got the makings of a good evening here Tom.
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I can assure you it isn't Diesel BUT it has been filtered through Squeek
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Try lighting it anyway. Dr. Diesel advised that his engines would burn anything, even old shoes if introduced into the combustion chamber in small enough pieces.
Not that we want to bandy that about or a charterer or two will be bunkering us from Dr. Scholes. Is anyone else feeling it's a bit stuffy in the smokeroom, I hope this lot will stand their round and not expect us go on deck for a smoke. Has anyone though of bringing across the figurehead of GD1 before some gallery fanatic sells it off to pay for photographs.
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Steward! nip down there again and see if you can find bottles with red liquid in them. Mr Varley is quite partial to a drop of red. providing it is of a good vintage.
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Good idea, Varley. Vaguely recollect it was similar to that of the "Cutty Sark" --- a scantily clad maiden with long flowing golden hair blowing in the wind. --- I think the model was a Diana Dors look-alike.
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There's a lot of refugees and asylum seekers out there trying to escape a similar website.(Note: no criticism). Many are our friends and shipmates and should be allowed on board but some are of a serious and erudite disposition, like Varley, and should be repelled. I suggest a "Vetting Committee" be set up to admit on an individual basis, eg Tmac needs a 3/E and Red 17 wants a Tiger. BTW was Redser an asylum seeker and did she arrive in a Prison Van just like Top Gear? I think we should be told.
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I thought that we were in Tampa? Where the devil is St Pete's? See you at the pool party, sorry, leaving port party on the pool deck. Whew, thank heavens I got that right, might have looked a bit off arriving in my red bikini.
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Leaving Port? Are you mad? That stuff is £3.49 a bottle and comes with a plastic lemon! No, my friends, pass it to me, I can use it to clean the bath (the lemon, not the Port).
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Port does not go well with Creme de Menthe. Make a note of that, someone, I can't see right now.
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