virtual crazy gang, part II

Tom Alexander · #**3576** 16th August 2018, 08:14

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Originally Posted by McCloggie

Can you please use the whistle/siren to tell us what to do? One for drop anchor, two for going around again etc.? McC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBbkGAd598

Sorry fellers -- anchored in Great Bay so we can have a run ashore in Philipsburg, or watch the passengers from the cruise ships sunbathing on the "adults only" decks.

billyboy · #**3577** 16th August 2018, 09:03

Sounds good to me Tom.

Cor look at her over there!..wouldnt get many of those in a kilo eh!....Must be from uddersfeels heh heh heh. and that topless one is definately a Bristol lass.

Tom Alexander · #**3578** 17th August 2018, 06:21

Mr. McCloggie - please go to the marina deck and prepare Sir William's launch for going ashore.

Farmer John, it would be a good idea to post a couple of plastico steward/bartenders at the stainless steel bar there to quench our thirsts.

Engine Serang · #**3579** 17th August 2018, 08:03

Done Philipsburg, visited little blue church and said a few prayers and hummed eternal source of light divine. Reinvigorated and less lethargic I went to the shady pharmacy and purchased a small box of little blue pills ( 1 gross). That , my shipmates, is the power of prayer. Hey bartender or bartenderess pull me a scooner of your best dutch Amstel. God is Goed, zon schijnt, sap stijgt.

Varley · #**3580** 17th August 2018, 10:39

I hope E-s isn't smoking any of that schijt. It's against our alcohol policy

I hope the shore party doesn't need the spanker quite yet, my 'pourboire' hasn't yet seen its quid pro quo.

billyboy · #**3581** 17th August 2018, 13:03

Blue pills, we dont use them anymore. we take Cialis these days....LOL

McCloggie · #**3582** 17th August 2018, 14:52

The cut-outs will indeed prepare the steam launch for a trip ashore.

Cases of Fizz of course, some Pusser's, Brandy for any potential Horses Necks. I will even offer my services as a Dutch translator if required - but I reckon he will manage ok by himself.

Now, what else would he like? Bacon and egg butty on the shovel? As Red is not here, an escort to the local pharmacy to stock up on anything he may need and a watch to keep ES out of the way?

I assure you we will look after Sir W on his run ashore!

McC

Farmer John · #**3583** 17th August 2018, 15:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Farmer John, it would be a good idea to post a couple of plastico steward/bartenders at the stainless steel bar there to quench our thirsts.

They are on permanent standby, worked off their dainty little feet. The only bar with water cooled bottle opener.

billyboy · #**3584** 17th August 2018, 22:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by McCloggie

The cut-outs will indeed prepare the steam launch for a trip ashore.

Cases of Fizz of course, some Pusser's, Brandy for any potential Horses Necks. I will even offer my services as a Dutch translator if required - but I reckon he will manage ok by himself.

Now, what else would he like? Bacon and egg butty on the shovel? As Red is not here, an escort to the local pharmacy to stock up on anything he may need and a watch to keep ES out of the way?

I assure you we will look after Sir W on his run ashore!

McC

Ooooooh!....A real Shovel Butty...Yes please!

Tom Alexander · #**3585** 18th August 2018, 07:51

After having refreshed myself at the bar I'm off ashore --- Tot ziens!

Tom Alexander · #**3586** 18th August 2018, 07:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by billyboy

Blue pills, we dont use them anymore. we take Cialis these days....LOL

And to think I've been using a tongue depressor as a splint strapped on with some electricians tape all this time.

Engine Serang · #**3587** 18th August 2018, 08:55

Good God, I've been making ice lollies from the tongue depressors in your cabin. In addition to orange and strawberry flavour we now offer Smeg as a new improved offering. Be quick as demand is rising.

Varley · #**3588** 18th August 2018, 10:30

That tape better be on your store's list! Tmac's red pencil is always out when it comes to Armaclean, WD 9 and other Lecky stuff. And that's before it gets to the Kremlin. Not, please note, not when it comes to allen bars, shifting keys, fleshlights, ACC40 etc.

(Note I am very good at the game and do not need the remaining 39. Tmac, on the other hand....)

billyboy · #**3589** 18th August 2018, 12:14

SSsssh...Tmacs in his den under the plates for a few days attending to a very important matter. Lets not disturb him lads.

billyboy · #**3590** 18th August 2018, 13:04

Been shopping and even went to church. Borrowed Tmacs best shirt but dont tell him. Now, wheres the next Bar heh heh heh

Varley · #**3591** 18th August 2018, 14:51

Remember to plug that shirt back in before Tmac notices it's gone. They use up batteries faster than an Applewatch on speed.

I think you might brush it down too. You might find a plastico or two stuck to it by the time you've visited a bar or two.

Engine Serang · #**3592** 18th August 2018, 15:59

Check the tail, there may be more stuck to it than Varley found.
It really is Buck House quality but Mrs Q should be warned to wear her shades. T can lend her his welding goggles for the afternoon.

Farmer John · #**3593** 18th August 2018, 17:48

Merciful heavens... merciful heavens. Is your right foot stuck in a carrier bag?

Farmer John · #**3594** 18th August 2018, 17:49

I made a comment, thankfully it seems to have gone astray.

Farmer John · #**3595** 18th August 2018, 17:50

Oh no, there it is.

Dartskipper · #**3596** 18th August 2018, 18:55

I told Sir William that he shouldn't put his best shirt in the dhoby with the Ensign.

Farmer John · #**3597** 18th August 2018, 21:50

I feel Sir William may have been straining Raspberries through it. And his shirt.

Varley · #**3598** 18th August 2018, 23:13

I had thought that noise was from straining at the other end. The colour on the other side would confirm it.

Engine Serang · #**3599** 19th August 2018, 12:47

Any more of this nonsense and Tmac will get shirty.

Tom Alexander · #**3600** 20th August 2018, 06:35

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Originally Posted by Engine Serang

Any more of this nonsense and Tmac will get shirty.

Another name for a short shirt is a Cutty Sark. Like the witch Nannie from Robbie Burn's poem "Tam O'Shanter" was was wearing. Can see why Tam was interested. Here's a pic of the figure head of the Cutty Sark: