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25th June 2017, 09:48
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Kept smiling and waving at him at drinkies time. Drank it himself he did....Sigh. Dont think I like that place.....too selfish they are.
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25th June 2017, 17:13
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My experience of religion is less than my experience of flying, I've done it once. I liked the fact that you got a price and an aspirational destination. I can see where faith comes in, in both recreations.
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26th June 2017, 13:54
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Sorry, in my last post, when I wrote "flying", I meant to put "sex". Makes much more sense.
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26th June 2017, 15:35
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Sex/Flying.... it's all much the same... initial excitement and anticipation then down to earth with a bump when reality kicks in
 speaking of religion, last time I was in church a fellow threw water over me and called me names so I never went back.  In any case his mate's handbag was also on fire 
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27th June 2017, 01:20
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Just been up top having a look around...Cant see land anywhere...Plastic steward sat in the wheelhouse knitting something. auto pilot on, radar alarms set.
Translated that means "Splice the main Brace". Ste them up steward! crew on the way for tots. Open a jar of pussers special please.
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27th June 2017, 06:46
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So solly -- prepared a rather convoluted post last night, only to have it disappear completely when I tried to add an emoji. Needless to say, I wasn't about to write the whole thing over again.
To update everyone, we have arrived in Wŏnsan, North Korea, and have anchored under our cloaking device so no one ('cept us) knows that we are here. We are in the process of loading a complete Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet onto the end of their jetty, along with copious quantities of Belgian Trappist Beer, (11.6% ABV) to be served by disposable Plastic Stewardesses in mini skirts. After the locals have delved into such depraved Western fare, their glorious leader will wonder what the hell happened. Seeing the U.S. surface fleet has left the area he'll find it hard to blame them. Varley, if you would be so kind as to launch our spy satellite over Pyongyang, we might get a peek at the look on Kim's face. 
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27th June 2017, 08:05
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need a wide angle lens for a mug like his ha ha.
Just been checking our detection monitors. seems there a few folk got miss isles aimed this way and waiting for button pressing time. Whilst we are under cloak and in the right possition we could always loose a torpedo off. it would run up the beach from here. Maybe sink a Horse and Cart heh heh heh
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27th June 2017, 10:32
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Have you any idea how much gripewater it takes to fuel the launch vehicle. We'll be dry for months if you do that. And what about the liquid oxygen. How will we pre-breakfast up-liven if we go wasting the stuff like that? (Besides, the bird's aerials are quite useful for drying my laundry).
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27th June 2017, 17:27
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Varley, I see the problems with launching, could your cunning mind and wriggly fingers not capture one of the many satellites already up there? I am absolutely sure that there are quite a few gazing down on the Leader right now, can we not sip a few gig of data from one of them.
Firing a torpedo up the beach could cause a lot of problems in the world, especially if it destroys the town horse and cart (and anyway, what has the poor old horse done), I suggest a sort of glittery parcel of the worst corruptors, like platform soled gold lame boots and jars of Marmite, would have a more destructive effect.
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27th June 2017, 18:10
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Will this do?
I used the old Inmarsat A terminal with the PA turned up a bit (see hole in cloud and hairdo of dear nincompoop).
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27th June 2017, 20:27
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Looks like he survived the nuclear weapon test that made the hole in the cloud. Trouble is, his short back and sides became a no back and sides.
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28th June 2017, 00:49
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I'm afraid we can't use that again. a megawatt through the PA can only be done once (and for a very short time). I might, though, develop a lower power option for instant tonsorial grooming.
(Has everyone finished sniffing the adhesive? I tried the prototype on a plastico and I need to re-attach his face).
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28th June 2017, 06:28
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Well, we can see from the look on his face that Kim has absolutely no sense of humour at all.
I suggest we leave him alone to play silly buggers with all and sundried. Sooner, or later he'll get his come-uppence.  Red said that she would like to go to India, so, unless anyone has any objection we can set a course for Kolkata ( a sister port of her home town of Newcastle, NSW) perhaps stopping off for refreshers in Hong Kong/Macau, and Singapore on the way? I did hear that there was a cargo of animal body parts to be carried to India and here I am with 8 crates of "Dogs-cocks" --- a bunch of back splices in 1/2 inch manilla rope. Time to convene for a port parting tipple, I believe? 
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28th June 2017, 11:25
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Try a lunchtime bap from Ashers.
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28th June 2017, 17:22
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We have a crew of many and varied talents, Varley, your picture capture is brilliant. It looks just like him.
I think I was at school with him.
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28th June 2017, 23:23
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wonder if theres anything anchored off Alang worth stealing. Tmac did very well in spare parts last time we were there heh heh
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Now holding a "groaner" party in the Pax lounge.
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29th June 2017, 11:37
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when we get there I will make a bowline for the bar Farmer John! have to hope we dont pick up a blackwall itch...LOL
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29th June 2017, 11:52
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Sir William, I hope knot.
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29th June 2017, 14:00
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Is that anything like Gloucester Old-spot?
(Some are too ugly for sheep).
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