virtual crazy gang, part II

YM-Mundrabilla · #**3201** 24th June 2018, 10:18

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Good idea, Varley. Vaguely recollect it was similar to that of the "Cutty Sark" --- a scantily clad maiden with long flowing golden hair blowing in the wind. --- I think the model was a Diana Dors look-alike.

Was she wearing a red bikini?

Varley · #**3202** 24th June 2018, 10:49

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Good idea, Varley. Vaguely recollect it was similar to that of the "Cutty Sark" --- a scantily clad maiden with long flowing golden hair blowing in the wind. --- I think the model was a Diana Dors look-alike.

Well, my memory must be failing me. A favourite celebrity certainly but more, I thought, Margaret Rutherford.

And none of that tongue business. You're on GD not Venus.

Varley · #**3203** 24th June 2018, 11:02

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Originally Posted by Engine Serang

There's a lot of refugees and asylum seekers out there trying to escape a similar website.(Note: no criticism). Many are our friends and shipmates and should be allowed on board but some are of a serious and erudite disposition, like Varley, and should be repelled. I suggest a "Vetting Committee" be set up to admit on an individual basis, eg Tmac needs a 3/E and Red 17 wants a Tiger. BTW was Redser an asylum seeker and did she arrive in a Prison Van just like Top Gear? I think we should be told.

Too late, too late. I'm signed on and my gear's stowed and the gripe still is under construction. Hibernian coffee will soon be available from the duty plastico (well, gripewater is just as good at that as E-S's native hooch). Now I need either a junior sparkie (watchkeeping, traffic, weather etc. otherwise work). Or a 'small morning-time' electrician (as the Indians would call him). Or both - where are the application forms?

Serious and erudite? You would make my schoolmasters laugh just as much as the shrink who abandoned his 'science' when I told him I had been to a proper school. From a slightly extrovert chap (being one that takes his ideas from around him) I suddenly became, over a beer, a deeply introverted intellectual wearing an extrovert persona. The former might not have caused mirth but the latter, side splitting.

Tmac1720 · #**3204** 24th June 2018, 17:36

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Originally Posted by Varley

Not that we want to bandy that about or a charterer or two will be bunkering us from Dr. Scholes.

Mark me well David, while I love you as a brother you are NOT burning the sad remnants of your sweaty, dog eared and stinking footwear in my injuns

Dr Diesel knows feck all about my injuns

It smells bad enough down here given the abolitionist habits of Squeek and Eric. I thought the bottom ER plates were slippery until I discovered rat and squirrel shit

Farmer John · #**3205** 24th June 2018, 18:15

I must be getting better, I can see a bit, but only double.

Varley · #**3206** 24th June 2018, 18:32

Ahem, nothing 'wrong' with your brother I hope Tmac?

I agree with you about shoes but it is not I you need to convince but charterers. Look out for subsidiaries of Every Shoe, Sole-Oil, British Plimsoll and Try EXploding Antique Cotton Overshoes. They are all at it. You can't put Dr. Rudolph back in the box.

If we could burn shit in aircraft engines it is really the least we expect of an injunear of your colourbry.

billyboy · #**3207** 25th June 2018, 00:35

NOT in our main engines! maybe in one of our old genny's. Our main engines are very special and take the utmost care to look after in order to maintain their supreme performance.
They are not like engines you may be familiar with. Thats as much as I am allowed to tell you about them.

Engine Serang · #**3208** 25th June 2018, 05:48

They're the only Doxfords made with a kick starter. Tmac has trim thighs that Red 17 would die for, but she'll never see them.
If GD2 was back in Sunderland the Mackems would be queueing up for hours to see their handiwork and perhaps a few Geordies as well. BB's tills jingling.

Tom Alexander · #**3209** 25th June 2018, 06:33

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Originally Posted by YM-Mundrabilla

Was she wearing a red bikini?

YM - Please pay attention -- Cutty sark -- short shirt -------no bikini-- no knickers -- no bra. And if Varley wants to see Margaret Rutherford dressed like that -- Well, the is the Golden DREAMER so can let his imagination run wild.

Red-17 · #**3210** 25th June 2018, 06:37

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Originally Posted by Red-17

I thought that we were in Tampa? Where the devil is St Pete's? See you at the pool party, sorry, leaving port party on the pool deck. Whew, thank heavens I got that right, might have looked a bit off arriving in my red bikini.

WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE ST PETES IS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I think you have all gone mad. Talking about Port and burning shoes and, and, agggggh .

(Heavy sigh) That feels better. Om, Om, Om

Tom Alexander · #**3211** 25th June 2018, 06:44

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Originally Posted by Engine Serang

There's a lot of refugees and asylum seekers out there trying to escape a similar website.(Note: no criticism). Many are our friends and shipmates and should be allowed on board but some are of a serious and erudite disposition, like Varley, and should be repelled. I suggest a "Vetting Committee" be set up to admit on an individual basis, eg Tmac needs a 3/E and Red 17 wants a Tiger. BTW was Redser an asylum seeker and did she arrive in a Prison Van just like Top Gear? I think we should be told.

Regarding Red-17 I personally invited her aboard due to her very polite enquiry, and her having nursing crredentials. She has proved to be a valuable member of the crew. She was not an asylum seeker but a new recruit. As far as her wanting a tiger, we are just coming up on a lifeboat with a tiger in it who insists his name is Richard Parker. If you can construct a secure cage for him at the edge of Mary's garden, you are quite welcome to go down with a harness and hoist him aboard. I'm sure that Red would then be delighted to fix up your scratches and bite marks.

billyboy · #**3212** 25th June 2018, 08:20

think i will adjourn to my suite. Tigers and water not a good mix I hear.
Makes them a bit stroppy you see.

YM-Mundrabilla · #**3213** 25th June 2018, 09:28

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

YM - Please pay attention -- Cutty sark -- short shirt -------no bikini-- no knickers -- no bra. And if Varley wants to see Margaret Rutherford dressed like that -- Well, the is the Golden DREAMER so can let his imagination run wild.

Thanks Tom,
You have gained my attention, focused my eyesight and crystalised my vision. I don't share Varley's tastes but would welcome aboard the GD anyone fitting the description you mention .

Oh well the key word is DREAMER after all.

YM

Red-17 · #**3214** 25th June 2018, 11:50

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Regarding Red-17 I personally invited her aboard due to her very polite enquiry, and her having nursing crredentials. She has proved to be a valuable member of the crew. She was not an asylum seeker but a new recruit. As far as her wanting a tiger, we are just coming up on a lifeboat with a tiger in it who insists his name is Richard Parker. If you can construct a secure cage for him at the edge of Mary's garden, you are quite welcome to go down with a harness and hoist him aboard. I'm sure that Red would then be delighted to fix up your scratches and bite marks.

A tiger in the garden? With goats and sheep and the odd mule around? Oh, I really hope that cage is a strong one. I do love tigers though, so he should be a welcome diversion to help me get my stress levels under control. Working in the garden now will be just so much better, I do hope that Mary would approve.

Tom, thank you for ES in the picture about my presence here. Is it just me or is he generally a stirrer?

Red-17 · #**3215** 25th June 2018, 11:52

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Originally Posted by Red-17

A tiger in the garden? With goats and sheep and the odd mule around? Oh, I really hope that cage is a strong one. I do love tigers though, so he should be a welcome diversion to help me get my stress levels under control. Working in the garden now will be just so much better, I do hope that Mary would approve.

Tom, thank you for putting ES in the picture about my presence here. Is it just me or is he generally a stirrer?

Sorry about that, just needed to make a correction.

Varley · #**3216** 25th June 2018, 12:06

ES a stirrer? Whatever gave you that impression? As for Tom, why is he nursing his credentials? Not been up the road anywhere dodgy have we?

And, isn't it a bit defeatist for one of a medical background to broadcast that particular clinical failure? have you tried fewer artichokes, less pea mush and only a modest glass or two of stout. I think you'll find that can save on the sail resetting lark.

(I believe Carter now has a Master's position but on another vessel altogether).

Old shoes? you don't burn your old shoes? You realise that is an old seafaring tradition (like rum....). You'd whistle on the bridge too, I suppose.

billyboy · #**3217** 25th June 2018, 13:35

The Guardian of the Garden

Farmer John · #**3218** 25th June 2018, 16:02

Damn fine I look there, Sir William, though I say it myself.

Varley · #**3219** 25th June 2018, 16:43

Doesn't look like Miss Rutherford at all. More like a tiger.

billyboy · #**3220** 26th June 2018, 00:25

and thats him in a good mood!...for goodness sake dont upset him.

Tom Alexander · #**3221** 26th June 2018, 06:26

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Originally Posted by Red-17

WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE ST PETES IS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I think you have all gone mad. Talking about Port and burning shoes and, and, agggggh .

(Heavy sigh) That feels better. Om, Om, Om

Sorry Red: I missed this post before -- St. Pete's is actually St. Petersburg, in Tampa Bay, on the West side of the Florida peninsula.

We're now heading for Havana (Cuba) to restock on cigars, and probably to reminisce about Havana the way it was B.F. (Before Fidel)

Tom Alexander · #**3222** 26th June 2018, 06:29

Just in case anyone is remotely interested who Richard Parker is, if you haven't read "The Life of Pi", or seen the movie, I would heartily recommend you do so.

Engine Serang · #**3223** 26th June 2018, 06:54

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Regarding Red-17 I personally invited her aboard due to her very polite enquiry, and her having nursing crredentials.

Indeed.

Every Junior and Deck Cadet has trotted out that horey old chestnut since the days of sail. Nursing Credentials, say no more, from Bootle to Brisbane Jolly Jack has been in awe of SRN and SEN credentials. Promise the Bosun a pair of 36C credentials and he will be like the cat who got the cream.

Red-17 · #**3224** 26th June 2018, 11:06

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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

Just in case anyone is remotely interested who Richard Paqrker is, if you haven't read "The Life of Pi", or seen the movie, I would heartily recommend you do so.

Tom, I would have thought that everyone knew who Richard Parker was. If not, well they do now. He is a lovely fellow and I am hoping that he will be tame enough for me to take him for a walk around the garden, once he has settled in to his new surroundings. I will keep you informed about this event and who would be welcome along.

Red-17 · #**3225** 26th June 2018, 11:12

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Originally Posted by Engine Serang

Indeed.

Every Junior and Deck Cadet has trotted out that horey old chestnut since the days of sail. Nursing Credentials, say no more, from Bootle to Brisbane Jolly Jack has been in awe of SRN and SEN credentials. Promise the Bosun a pair of 36C credentials and he will be like the cat who got the cream.

Fortunately ES not everyone is as jaded and cynical as you are and 36C credentials are not always what they are made out to be.